Car Dad

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An informal and affectionate term for a car owner that identifies as male and believes that his cars are his children. While all car owners may never think of their cars as their children, "car dads" are an entirely different breed. They're typically older, single, males that were never able to find someone willing to bear their children. Their female identifying counterpart is the "dog mom" ,

I'm a car dad. My cars are my children. My Mercedes is my daughter Christine, and my BMW is my daughter Emily.

Car Dad by Mr Thriller February 15, 2024

Words you can keep

dad car

When a teenager owns a fuel efficient, crappy looking car that his rich bitch parents buy him.

Who owns that dad car?

Dolan

dad car by Crass Gish March 9, 2016

Related Words

Car Dad • dad car • My dad drives this car • The Dads car • cardaddy • cardadoodle • car • car pool • Car Guy • car boner

DAD CAR

The 6 girlfriends of shashwat modani.

Person 1 - Do you know the ex girlfriends of shashwat modani?
Person 2 - Yeah bro everyone knows its DAD CAR.

DAD CAR by paulallen11 July 26, 2022

My dad drives this car

(Always said with a whining tone) A simple excuse for not being able to use your car for any reason.

Matt: hey could we roll the blunt in your car?
Mark: No way! My dad drives this car!
Matt: whatever your a pussy

My dad drives this car by SneakyBastard90 December 17, 2010

The Dads car

A car that everyones friend's dad has that is very fast.

Eh bro you got the dads car today I wanna go fast in it. Hey Greg can you drive your dads car today

The Dads car by yeahIk April 25, 2022

cardadoodle

A sexy cardboard dog

Ooh look at that hot cardadoodle

cardadoodle by ilikecardadoodles May 3, 2018

cardaddy

Another name to call Cardan Greenbriar, just with the word "daddy" in it.

"I love Cardaddy!"

cardaddy by ilovecardan17 June 13, 2022

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026