captured 

as used on Joe Rogan, when news media or an official agency such as the WHO, FBI or the CIA, is corrupt.

the WHO will not accept Tawaiin as a member.

man, they are completely captured.

captured by JoshyPoodles September 11, 2021

Captured Agency 

An organization controlled by the group it is supposed to regulate.

Person 1: The hens are safe: the Federal Fox Stopping Agency (FFSA) is guarding the entire hen house.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.

Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.

Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

Captured Agency by LaughTrax September 19, 2021

Captured Market

When a douche bag has control of a particular location and charges what ever he wants.

"Hey how much are we making on this deal? .30 Mattieu is a c^+ks*cker and is charging us too much he's captured market."

Captured Market by DonMario77 July 20, 2026

capture the fag 

Two or more sets of teams of gay men search for opposing teams designated "fag keeper" and run back to their team camps to gangbang "fag keeper". First team to yell out "i fucked the neighborhood whore!" wins the game

Gay pass time children's games capture the fag

capture the fag by neighborhood whore August 23, 2011

Cock Capturer 

A woman with impressive man-slaying skills. Often found lurking the sticky dancefloor of Infernos, scouting for prey. The cock capturer's motto: "Smashing beers, smashing boys, that's how we roll."

Alternative: Gobbler. For those who find "cock capturer" too feminist. Derived from the location Gobbler's Hollow, a fictitious and magical abode where fallacious happenings occur.

"Wow, did you see the mouth on that cock capturer? I bet she'd tongue punch your fart box like you don't even know"

Cock Capturer by WILMA March 27, 2015

capture the flag

An awesome game that I used to play a lot as a kid. There are two teams, and each team gets some kind of object to use as a flag, then they hide it, the first team to get the other team's flag wins. Also you divide the playing area into two sides and your team can tag people on their flag.

"let's go play some Capture the Flag!"

capture the flag by Buttfucked September 21, 2003

Capture Card 

A filming device the size of your plam. Its used to capture footage off a console (xbox 360) and put it onto your pc. It's commonly used to make halo montages. It is connected from the computer USB 2.0 port and the video cable from the 360.. Price range varies between quality ($70-150)

Guy 1: How did you make that montage with good such quality?

Guy 2: I used my Dazzle capture card.

Guy 1: AMAZING!

Capture Card by NationalPro October 31, 2006