Captain Sober 

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.

Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.

Captain Sober by Captain Greece! April 15, 2011

Captain Sober 

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

Captain Sober by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

captain sabertooth 

Captain Sabertooth is a Norwegian pirate and leader for all the death metal bands from scandinavia! People in the cold nord pay tribute to the devil by listening to his songs, like "Hiv-o-hoi snart er skatten vår"

-Let's put on some music!
-Yeah! I think Captain Sabertooth just made a new album

captain sabertooth by big dick twins October 13, 2014