Captain Slock 

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.

DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?

Captain Slock by Lawlieter December 11, 2009

Captain Slock 

A Captain Slock Is when you pretend you are going to stick your penis into a womans mouth and instead dick slap them real fucking hard

Dude:"i gave my girlfriend a Captain Slock yesterday all you heard was that loudass smack"

Dude's Friend: "What did she do?"

Dude: "She tried to slap me with her vagina flaps"

Captain Slock by Alexander Rodriguez January 9, 2008

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker 

Just like the Vulcan Shocker (two in the pink, two in the stink) with Captain Kirk's gentle thumb on the clit.

While I jacked him off, he gave be the Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker.

Captain Kirk's Vulcan Shocker by cutiebatooty March 21, 2010