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Captain Kidde 

Da infamous Scottish pirate-leader who made his fortune by setting fire to conquered ships and then extorting them for huge sums to bribe him to extinguish da flames.
I dunno if those puny wine-bottle-sized fire-extinguishers would be all dat effective on huge clippers or schooners dat were engulfed in flames --- Captain Kidde might have had to switch to da larger "Adultte" brand of extinguisher to properly put out said towering infernos.
Captain Kidde by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025
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Captain Kidd 

Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."
Captain Kidd by thenextoprah January 24, 2015

captain kidney 

A name given to Yosemite Sam by Bugs Bunny in the cartoonBuccaneer Bunny.”
“Haha! Well, see you later, Captain Kidney!”
captain kidney by Haai February 26, 2020

captain kidd 

the man who made our cause that is just (grugang) the legend himself and friend of Alphard. his legions generals include Dr.Donk Ryuji red sent and Marcus
captain kidd by dracon56 November 12, 2020

Captain K. Kiddo 

The Admiral of The Kiddo Koalition. One of three leaders joined by Vice Admiral Bobert and Rear Admiral Smash. Informally known by Cap'N Kiddo when appropriate to address as such.