Captain Gankaroo 

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

Captain Gankaroo by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

Captain Gankaroo

A sadomasochist that every chance they get soils his family's clothes bc he ejaculates on them and "ganks" them....

Uh oh, Captain Gankaroo is in the house

Captain Gankaroo by BrEwSkI January 16, 2026