The evil one handed pirate in Peter Pan. He lost his hand to a crocodile while he was holding a clock. The crocodile still stalks him to this very day.
by chozoelder July 8, 2004
by deez nutz in yo mouth March 15, 2007
having a curved penis
i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left
by haha134 May 14, 2010
When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
by Pirate Princess Pounder February 26, 2014
someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.
by erik lesley May 25, 2009
by manny January 28, 2003
by joe blow November 13, 2002