when a man loves himself so much that he must have sex with himself by curving his erection into a hook and penetrate himself in the anus.
by Cale Mays April 09, 2005
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A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.
by Ninjaphatj March 04, 2009
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the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"
by andrew June 29, 2003
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When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
by sup3r510th February 23, 2005
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When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.
*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.
by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 25, 2009
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by Zack McClure January 29, 2009
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