Urban Dictionary: Captain Hook

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners January 22, 2012

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When you walk up behind a man with legs akimbo, yell "Captain Hook!" at the top of your lungs, and kick them square in the nuts from behind.

Man, that asshole pissed me off so bad, I gave him a Captain Hook for good measure.

by Chilidog February 01, 2007

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The act of lifting a female off of the ground by her vagina using only two fingers. Most often performed, but not limited to, the dance floor.

Mike- Did you see Tristan last night at Dayglow?

Turner- Yeah, he totally Captain Hooked that girl.
Andrew- Classic

by CaptainHookHimself October 09, 2011

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Fingering a girl then "hooking" the finger in her mouth.

Friend: "Yo how'd it go last night?"
You: "I Captain Hooked that shit!"

by jellymomo March 28, 2011

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To have a crooked penis.

Little Joe had to fuck Mallisa to the side because of his captain hook.

by deez nutz in yo mouth March 15, 2007

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captain hook

having a curved penis

i have a captain hook like beyonce, to the left, to the left

by haha134 May 13, 2010

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Captain Hook

What u call somebody when their penis is curved like a hook.

“Tyler just accept that you are Captain Hook.”

by Meme lord Nate January 10, 2019

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