A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes
Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom
Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom
"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy
by JiMbO SmAcK June 4, 2019
When a guy fists a shemale* in the ass, and if he peeks around to the front, her dangling penis will appear as a hook on the end of his hand.
*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
*Must be a shemale, otherwise its just gay.
I was wrist deep in this tranny, and when I looked over at the wall, I could see a shadow where my hand should have been. And I thought I looked like Captain Hook the pirate. lol.
by Cap'n Sea Biscuit Crunch July 26, 2009
by Zack McClure January 30, 2009
by jakeisgay May 5, 2004
Another word for a " fannyhanger " , or a guy who constantly hangs around with girls all the time or ditches guys for girls .
Guy 1 :" Pauls been captain hooking a bit more than usual today !"
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."
Guy 2 :" I know he might aswell get a sex change and start watching Desperate Houswives !"
Guy 1 :" Haha (nervous laughter), yeah who watches Desperate Housewives ?! I certainly dont ..... "
Guy 2 :" Yeah same ....."
by Ross44 August 17, 2010
The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.
by Mr.funster February 19, 2018