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A serious condition when your dick becomes disformed and is curved, usually happens to people with lisps and people with micro penises/Chodes

Also known as- Shrimp Dick Sindrom
"Hey have you seen chases Chode." says James. "Yah looks like hes got a classic Captain Hook." Says Liam "Yup its a case of Shrimp Dick Sindrom, poor kid." Says Murphy
by JiMbO SmAcK June 03, 2019
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someone with a crooked penis. a penis that looks like captain hook's hook. it can bend to either the east, or the west. occasionally caused by running into poles or other hard objects with a hard-on.
"hey mike i thought you were cool until i found out you were a captain hook"
by erik lesley May 24, 2009
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The nickname given to a male with a small, hook shaped penis.
"Dang, Michael Wolfe! Your Ex is now calling you Captain Hook after last night!"
by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009
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First start with her dog-style with you behind. Next you need to extend your index, ring and pinkie. The third step you need to line up and ram the index finger in the butt and the two other fingers in the vag. Make sure you have the index finger on your free hand curled to resemble a fish hook. When you ram it in, you'll 'shock' her and make her look back. This is when you want to use that 'fish hook.' Slide that finger in her mouth and pull back like you got a Marlin.
When I was attacking Catory from behind she yelled harder...so I pulled out and gave Tinker Bell the old Captain Hook!
by Kevin Todd Ruthven May 04, 2005
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the nickname for a Mike
Usually in high school
very famous in Maine
Mike is a Captain Hook
by tennis131 February 23, 2010
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term for one who has to jack off with 1 finger because their dick is so small(Jason Sansouci)
by manny January 28, 2003
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a dick that goes up then does a 180 on itself.
looks like he could lift 50 pounds with that captain hook of his.
by joe blow November 12, 2002
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