by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003
the act of making two of you fingers in the shape of a hook (perferably the middle and index) and sticking them into a persons rectal area and pulling up, all while yelling "captain hook"
by andrew June 29, 2003
Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.
by Challie2002 October 27, 2021
Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
by TylerDurden6969 October 25, 2011
When you are steamrolling and beforehand you break your penis into the form of a hook so you can penetrate someone anally.
"Man, me and champ were steamrolling yesterday and i slipped him the ol' captain hook. Score one for the home team!"
by sup3r510th February 24, 2005
A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.
by The guy May 6, 2015
Noun. Hebrew. Sexual act. After hours of intense sex in the doggy style position, the man rips off the leg of the female and then shoves a peg leg in to the wound to replace the leg. Then, the male pulls out and ejaculates in her eye and covers it with a patch, screaming WATERFALL!!
Last night Sheila started crying while I was fuckin her from da back. I hate that sensitive shit so I Captain Hook Junior-ed dat ho. BYAAAH!
by Spicy-O July 29, 2008