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Caprocrastinate 

A procrastinating Capricorn. Same as procrastinating just not as bad if it’s done by a Capricorn.
Caprocrastinate because it is better than procrastination
Caprocrastinate by Andwordz$$ January 19, 2024
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Coprocrastination 

A team effort in which two or more individuals procrastinate together. This is used so each individual doesn't feel bad about not doing their work. This mutually beneficial program is a great time to do nothing as a pair or group.

Coprocrastination begins with the introduction of a "procrastalyst," which is a person/event/random thing that acts as the initial distractor and is used as a reason to not do work.
B-girl: Hey, how far are you on Dr. Cobb's essay?

D-rock: I'm watching "The Office." That's how far I am.

B-girl: Good. Wanna talk on the phone while simultaneously facebooking? I really don't feel like starting this paper.

D-rock: I'm always down for some coprocrastination!
Coprocrastination by Avery Fredericks November 11, 2009
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