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mr. capretta
When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."
mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017
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mr. capretta
When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."
mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017
Cipoletto
Cipoletto by Sleppa Swurvy April 27, 2010
mr. capretta
When mr. Capretta teaches: "Okay class, so the way gears work is that......yeah my family celebrates Christmas
mr. capretta by Ur dad May 7, 2016
Ms. Caponetti
She died for our sins. She is the mother ship of English teachers. She laces her cookies with steroids to help her students pass her tests, because even she knows that they are impossible. Best teacher to ever be conceived but she will SQUASH your gpa. Everytime you think you are safe you are wrong, Ms. Cap is there. But have no fear, the writing engraved on your tombstone will be properly indented, double spaced, 12-point Times new Roman, and cited in MLA format.
MHS 2023-2024 Cap classes are goated forever and always 🔥
God Speed Ms. Caponetti, and RIP her students
MHS 2023-2024 Cap classes are goated forever and always 🔥
God Speed Ms. Caponetti, and RIP her students
“Hey who is your English teacher?” “Ms. Caponetti.” “Oh brother you are cooked as freak”
“What did you get on Ms. Caponettis test?” “7%!!!” “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY!!!”
“What did you get on Ms. Caponettis test?” “7%!!!” “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY!!!”
Ms. Caponetti by jester_ June 13, 2024
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