Caporetto

It is used in Italian sayings to indicate a tragedy or catastrophic event. It derives from the twelfth battle of Isonzo
which ended with a humiliating defeat for the Italians

Dude1: IT WAS A CAPORETTO!!!!
Dude2: To non zi nurmel.

Caporetto by Negretto May 3, 2024

mr. capretta

Dope teacher who always has a sweater for every holiday and a pencil behind his ear.

When Mr. Capretta walks into a classroom. "I forgot what I came here for " "Well nevermind have a good day."

mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017

mr. capretta

Such a great grade eight teacher. He gave one of his students a bae leaf tree for Christmas

When Mr. Capretta teaches: "Osmosis! Now how many of you have a cup of bed, I mean cup of water beside your bed.... damnit, that was supposed to be Terminal."

mr. capretta by soup lover January 17, 2017

Cipoletto 

An alcoholic beverage containing:

2 parts cherry cider

1 part rum

ice

optional add sprig of mint

Hey bartender, serve me up one of those Cipolettos.

Cipoletto by Sleppa Swurvy April 27, 2010

mr. capretta

The best elementary school teacher on the planet! He also has a tomato garden

When mr. Capretta teaches: "Okay class, so the way gears work is that......yeah my family celebrates Christmas

mr. capretta by Ur dad May 7, 2016

Ms. Caponetti 

She died for our sins. She is the mother ship of English teachers. She laces her cookies with steroids to help her students pass her tests, because even she knows that they are impossible. Best teacher to ever be conceived but she will SQUASH your gpa. Everytime you think you are safe you are wrong, Ms. Cap is there. But have no fear, the writing engraved on your tombstone will be properly indented, double spaced, 12-point Times new Roman, and cited in MLA format.

MHS 2023-2024 Cap classes are goated forever and always 🔥

God Speed Ms. Caponetti, and RIP her students

“Hey who is your English teacher?” “Ms. Caponetti.” “Oh brother you are cooked as freak”

“What did you get on Ms. Caponettis test?” “7%!!!” “OH MY GOD YOURE SO LUCKY!!!”

Ms. Caponetti by jester_ June 13, 2024