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Capn Dan

The hoopiest of froods. The epitome of super fucking awesomeness. A hyperbole to end all hyperboles.
WOW! Capn Dan sure is Capn Dan!
by Capn Dan October 23, 2008
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Cap'n Danders

The Dandelion King. Also reffered to as: T son, Peters, Skeeters or the big Shmee.

Fancies a nice round of golf and shredding it up on the slopes. Also enjoys spending time after class in the man hole.
Common activities include taking a stroll with a Bud and kickin it with a roll of dro.
Cap'n Danders: "Don't pack up, you have homework, page 563 number 1-6"
Kid: "Wtf Shmee, number one goes up to g!!"

"hey wanna hang after school?"
"sorry i cant i have to go talk to the Capn in the man hole"

"did you see that movie this weekend?"
"yeah it was such a Danders movie"

"i started drinkin a beer and then i stopped cause i didnt want to look man-preggers like Ice-T"

"dude, he looks like fuckin Shmee"
by Dr. Love ;) June 23, 2009
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