Capitol Hilldos

A portmanteau of Capitol Hill and Dildos, which stands as a derogatory name for the United States Senate and House of Representatives, because much like a sex toy, they rarely accomplish anything without being handled aggressively and serve only the purpose of fucking you.

Reporter on TV: and in other news, Congress has once again demonstrated what Capitol Hilldos they are by jamming $500 Billion of Corporate Bailout spending into the Coronavirus stimulus package, screwing our financial future but making sure their campaign donors won't have to sell off their yachts and summer homes...

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin March 30, 2020

Capitol Heights

Capitol Heights is a sprawling area where drug dealing and gun violence takes place nightly in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Criminals frequently commit armed carjackings and robberies in Capitol Heights, Maryland. Capitol Heights Crew is the primary gang in Capitol Heights. Gun battles frequently take place in Capitol Heights between the police and thugs. In September 2013, the Capitol Heights Metro Stop was determined to be the most violent metro station in Prince Georges County, Maryland. Large fights involving urban youth are common in Capitol Heights when school lets out and in the evening time. Capitol Heights is so violent that kids are shot walking to school. Nobody is safe in Capitol Heights. On the corner of Larchmont Ave and Emo Ave, someone wrote "Kill Whitey" on the side of the building. Capitol Heights is so corrupt, that the Hillside Firehouse located on Larchmont Ave was closed.

The homies in Capitol Heights got the choppa ready for tonight. They gonna do battle with the boyz from DC.

by DMV Crypt Keeper October 13, 2013

Capitol Hill

A very uncomfortable place to sit if one's name happens to be Bill.

Ty: What are you doing here?

Bill: Well, I'm just sitting here on Capitol Hill.

Ty: Loser.

Don't worry Bill, I'm rooting for you.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

capitol punishment

The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.

My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"

by QuacksO September 23, 2020

capitol hill

Area in Seattle Washington that boasts to holding more homosexuals per capita than anywhere else in the nation.

also holds an unfortunate statistic that 1 in every 5 gay men in Capitol hill are infected with HIV

by herbie February 1, 2004

torching the capitol

v. Destroying something difficult to constuct and of immense value and utility to mankind in order to save yourself from zombies or a righteous mob.

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See the news? They are torching the capitol. What a shame. So many people died building it.

Mostly slaves.

True.

by gnostic3 January 31, 2020

with a capitol C

When you want to really emphasize the meaning of a word, you would say (insert word) with a capitol (insert letter that word starts with)

ex. bitch. you would say "bitch with a capitol B".

The title is only for example

Brent "Dude did u see that? That woman just cut me off!"

Wes " Was a cunt with a capitol C!"

by Professory larry February 27, 2009