Capaldiist

A person who worships Lewis Capaldi.

“What’s your religion?”
“I’m a proud Capaldiist”

by 1Dpaynos12inch October 15, 2021

Capaldiitus

The illness one gets when you listen to too many songs by that Scottish Lewis Capaldi fella. Symptoms can include nose bleeds, ear ache, general grumpiness and extreme flatulence

Paul: “Graeme, you seen Sam today?”
Graeme: “I saw him running for the door after turning off the radio. I think his Capaldiitus is playing up again”

by DoucheMcDoucheFace October 3, 2019

Capaldiism

A religion in where you worship Lewis capaldi and Niall Horan.

Capaldiism is a growing religion

by 1Dpaynos12inch October 15, 2021