Definitions by DoucheMcDoucheFace
Capaldiitus
The illness one gets when you listen to too many songs by that Scottish Lewis Capaldi fella. Symptoms can include nose bleeds, ear ache, general grumpiness and extreme flatulence
Paul: “Graeme, you seen Sam today?”
Graeme: “I saw him running for the door after turning off the radio. I think his Capaldiitus is playing up again”
Graeme: “I saw him running for the door after turning off the radio. I think his Capaldiitus is playing up again”
Capaldiitus by DoucheMcDoucheFace October 3, 2019