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Canvey Oyster

Vagina. Probably needs a wash. Can cause cholera, dysentery, or elaborate and grotesque mutations. Having sex with it is not recommended.
Mate... I wouldn't touch a Canvey Oyster with me mates dick.
by ButtCreamAl May 14, 2019
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