Cannotitis
Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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Cannotitis
Unable to can.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.
An over abundance of laziness.
Unable to function to complete tasks due to frustration or tiredness.
Common after all-nighters, long working hours, mental and physical distress.
An over abundance of laziness.
Cannotitis by Caribbean Seychelles March 17, 2022
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Cannabitis
an affliction caused by the recent consumption of a copious amount of marijuana. Symptoms can include but are not limited to: fatigue, sudden hunger for mixed textures and flavors of snack foods, lack of motivation(unless a rudementary form of doggy style is happening), paranoia, euphoria, or an extreme case of the gigglesnorts.
"We were going to go to the store to get lunchables and whoppers, but we had that cannabitis. So, we just ate peanut butter and apple sandwiches with chocolate syrup and cinnamon. Dude, I know it sounds weird, but that shit was like Mexican apple pies. After that, we napped like mofos"
Cannabitis by jazzytwerk September 5, 2013
Cannotypitis
cannotypitis (can-not-i-pi-tis); noun: a very common and unknown disease meant to disrupt the hands when using a keyboard
Jerry: "God, I keep messing up words on my damn keyboard!"
Greg: "Sounds like you've got Cannotypitis."
Greg: "Sounds like you've got Cannotypitis."
Cannotypitis by MastermindOfTrouble August 17, 2023
Cangtitis
A condition in which the patient will feel a shake or sway. This can be from slight a left and right swaying feeling to a seizure. If not treated, over time the condition can worsen.
Cangtitis by DrRonnieNeal November 14, 2023
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
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Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!