Derogatory term for lazy, ignorant or all-together unintelligent Indians. Does not apply to all Indians, just individuals with the aforementioned attributes. In theory, anybody can be a Canman, the only true prerequisite is ignorance.
Factory Worker one: Hey Dave, a Canman stole my job today. The stupid bastard worked for half my salary.
Factory Worker two: Wow, that sucks. How's Marge gonna take it?
Factory Worker one: Not well, she loves their movies.
Factory Worker two: Wow, that sucks. How's Marge gonna take it?
Factory Worker one: Not well, she loves their movies.
by George Snorewell October 01, 2012

Named after counter-strike source legendary player who goes by the name canman or OIL CAN MAN. A person who pwns n00bs all the time with no complaint. man who can do the job is a canman.
john: are you a canman or cant man?
tom: a canman
john: then get your ass out of spectate & pwn!
tom: yes sir!
tom: a canman
john: then get your ass out of spectate & pwn!
tom: yes sir!
by crescons February 24, 2009

Lincoln's future job. It's much like a gigolo, but instead you go down on man(south incase you don't know, since y'know your
geog not that good)
geog not that good)
That guy's a canman'. Have you heard he hasn't interacted with the opposite sex for years and keeps hitting his homie up for sexual needs?
by Jiaxinxyaorong February 22, 2020

ED to the WORD!
by yodatsmyniece May 04, 2025
