Canman

Derogatory term for lazy, ignorant or all-together unintelligent Indians. Does not apply to all Indians, just individuals with the aforementioned attributes. In theory, anybody can be a Canman, the only true prerequisite is ignorance.

Factory Worker one: Hey Dave, a Canman stole my job today. The stupid bastard worked for half my salary.

Factory Worker two: Wow, that sucks. How's Marge gonna take it?

Factory Worker one: Not well, she loves their movies.

by George Snorewell October 1, 2012

canman

Named after counter-strike source legendary player who goes by the name canman or OIL CAN MAN. A person who pwns n00bs all the time with no complaint. man who can do the job is a canman.

john: are you a canman or cant man?
tom: a canman
john: then get your ass out of spectate & pwn!
tom: yes sir!

by crescons February 24, 2009

Canman

Lincoln's future job. It's much like a gigolo, but instead you go down on man(south incase you don't know, since y'know your

geog not that good)

That guy's a canman'. Have you heard he hasn't interacted with the opposite sex for years and keeps hitting his homie up for sexual needs?

by Jiaxinxyaorong February 22, 2020

CANMAN

ED to the WORD!

Did you guys hear that Ed to the word is a canman?

by yodatsmyniece May 4, 2025

Catmanified

When someone that is super racist and 'based', start attaching themselves to anime characters and become different individuals

Holy crap Adam, Jose got catmanified, what will we do now?

by UnknownChadism May 26, 2021

Porsche Cayman S

Designed by the good people at Porshe A.G. as an intermediate car that fills the gap between the 911 and the Boxster. A mid engine build that puts a premium on handling and driving precision more than balls-out peformance from, say the 911S. Yet it can blast to 60mph in around 5 toe curling seconds {depends on year, model etc} and scare the living crappola' out of yourself in the process. I guess it's about 40% Boxster, 30% 911 and the rest it's own special goods. A special blend to be sure. Let lose to the public in 2005, it's built a nice rep' as a multi use road machine that can cummute like a Honda Civic with pretty good gas mileage {20 city, 28 hwy} with the ponnies to transform itself into a mini Indy car by simply mashing down your right foot....you know the one. The flat six's exhaust note is simply symphonic with a low growl that mutates into a Banshee shriek that makes a guys spine say "Oh Baby!, spank me harder and don't spare the hand brush!" It really sounds like an ole' school 993 Carrera with the air cooled flat six. The car seems connected to the driver with an almost telekinetic union and that means you feel everything from the whirling pound of the engine through your back to every little bit of foreign matter you drive over. The car does have it's little piss-offs though but who the fuck cares! Your driving one of the most cool rides from Stuttgart to grace Canadian streets in years.

"What the hell was 'dat little shcreamer?" said the drunkin' alien. "Why, it was a Porsche Cayman S you silly, green, bug-eyed twat" Say's the english gentleman in a tweed coat.

by BEASER February 24, 2011

Cantanta

Cantanta is a singing group that I am forced to go to by my mum

Ellie: You doing anything later?

Rebecca: Yeah, I’m going to Cantanta.

by I.make.weird.definitions January 23, 2019