A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.
Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess
by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022
Get the Candy Unclemug. 1. A term of endearment for a man who is not old enough to be a Sugar Daddy but performs the same or simular duties as a Sugar Daddy.
2. A younger Sugar Daddy
3. Middle age pimp in his late 30's and 40's
2. A younger Sugar Daddy
3. Middle age pimp in his late 30's and 40's
by Uncle Wayne June 12, 2019
Get the Candy Unclemug.