Literally a notebook of cancellation; anyone whose name is written shall be cancelled. It is the weapon which almost every Twitter user wishes to have; the equivalent of Kira from Death Note but on Twitter.
by Light Yagami aka Kira May 29, 2023
A system in any work place where promotion or transfer is prevented by Human Resources or a Manager due to the politically incorrect standing of an employee or due to other factors such as age discrimination). The one being shadow cancelled does not know this is taking place to undermine their professional career.
My boss and director recommended my for promotion, but HR vetoed it-I'm sure it is due to me being shadow cancelled so I can't advance.
by Cuivre2004 July 18, 2022
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by Blues and Dumbness October 21, 2019
When you are snagging a bird and they want you to come on their face so you get up to do it but as you get up you get Cramp in your right thigh and fall off the bed - the pain is so sharp that you no longer shoot your ejaculate.
by BigMark95 November 7, 2022
by povwhenthe May 9, 2021
she’s so cancellable after what she did last night at the party
by kayleeisntfunny August 10, 2020
Refers to the insanely-frustrating act of asking an employee over the PA system to come and assist with something, only to then say, "never mind" a long while afterwards, when said frazzled employee has hastily "dropped everything" and speed-walked almost all the way up to the area where he was asked to present himself.
The last-minute paging-cancel is especially infuriating/draining if the responding employee has had to go through a lot of difficult preparation before heading to his requested locale, such as cleansing his extremely-soiled hands, changing into cleaner/neater attire, setting down a huge armload of items, powering off a complicated piece of equipment, etc.
by QuacksO May 10, 2019