He flaked again, took her to some girl flick, then shopping Saturday, wouldn't even stop for a forty--what a canal!
by John Niederbuhl April 15, 2008
n. canale (can-AL-e)
1. a steryotype geek
2. a person who regurlarly writes in "1337" and thinks they have
amazing computer skillz
3. a person who flaunts money with fancy electronics.
v.
1. to rip a test from a teacher's computer (inf)
2. to flaunt electronics and acts suprised when they are stolen
1. a steryotype geek
2. a person who regurlarly writes in "1337" and thinks they have
amazing computer skillz
3. a person who flaunts money with fancy electronics.
v.
1. to rip a test from a teacher's computer (inf)
2. to flaunt electronics and acts suprised when they are stolen
examples: 1. that poor child has a pocket protector and square
glasses. what a canale. 2. that stupid canale thinks guessing some
guys password qualifies as hacking. 3. that canale has got a
barometer on his watch!! 4. that kid canale'd and got us an all-essay exam!!!
glasses. what a canale. 2. that stupid canale thinks guessing some
guys password qualifies as hacking. 3. that canale has got a
barometer on his watch!! 4. that kid canale'd and got us an all-essay exam!!!
by thegiantcantaloupe October 2, 2005
A liar and a snitch. A Canales will suck up to the people who she thinks will get her places and will lie and snitch on all others. She will step on whoever she needs to and brown nose to whoever she needs to to get what she wants. She is a slut with lots of kinds and different "baby daddys". She is nice to everyone to their face but talks shit behind their backs. She will have sex with anyone who can give her a job promotion. She has Chancroids, Chlamydia, Cytomegalovirus (CMV) Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis B, Herpes, AIDS, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), Intestinal Parasites, Molluscum Contagiosum, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID), Pubic Lice (Crabs), Scabies, Syphilis, and Trichomoniasis (Trich). Everyone that she works with wants to beat the shit out of her, feed her poop, cinderblock her feet and leave her at the bottom of the ocean.
"Dude did you hear about all the STD's going around in the neighborhood?"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
"Yeah, Canales slept with a bunch of people, lied and told the news that they all had sex wiht hookers"
by michael kelly June 7, 2012
by johnny-boy March 28, 2005
by Communist Carl November 22, 2017
When Dionne Warwick was messed up on heroin in the early 1970s and a critic blasted her bizarre concert performance, she phoned the guy and screamed at him: "Yo mama suck canal water!"
by Joey Buffalo January 24, 2015
When a girl has such a fat ass that you can't hit it from behind.
That space between the cheek to the pussy.
That space between the cheek to the pussy.
Guy: Lemme hit it from behind.
Girl: ok
Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End
Girl: ok
Guy: Oh shit
Girl: what's wrong
Guy: Your ass canal is so long my dick can't reach
Girl: Yeah my ass is huge, I have a 5 inch ass canal.
Girl: You can hit it from the front I guess
Guy: nah it's not the same
The End
by Tall Grim April 21, 2017