Canadian Gold

Another name for an Olympic Silver Medal. Based on Canada's lack of expectations and love of any citizen who participates and achieves even the slightest modicum of success.

Swimmer Ryan Cochrane earned himself a Canadian Gold after finishing second in the men's 1500m freestyle event.

by rnaitnm August 6, 2012

Canadian Golden Blanket

To pee on a sleeping friend in helps to warm them

Rick looks cold there's no blankets around I should give him a Canadian golden blanket

by Bernie Whurst November 28, 2012

golden canadian

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

by ravenboi June 8, 2016