Canadian Carwash

When a girl sucks on both of a mans testicles at the same time

Dude my girl gave me a Canadian Carwash last night...

by The Void.Inc December 21, 2015

Canadian Carwash

When a moose licks the salt off a car.

I couldn’t get into my car ‘cuz it was getting a Canadian carwash just as I was about to leave for work.

by The Real Todd Shady January 13, 2024

Canadian Car Wash

This is what happens when there is sex on top of the hood or trunk of a motor vehicle during the winter and some of the "residue" freezes to the vehicle.

"Jenny and I were really going at it on the hood of her car outside the hockey rink. I pulled out just in time, but it totally froze to her car! Jenny yelled at me for giving her car a Canadian car wash!"

by duder9898 December 12, 2013