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canadian border patrol 

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.
Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.
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Canadian Border Patrol 

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.
Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026