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Canada Post 

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the Canadian public out of their money as a hidden government tax. Additionally, the Management employed are mentally and emotionally impaired with as much interpersonal relationship skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees* in how they treat CUPW members they don't like.
ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the people of Canada out of their money as a hidden tax. Additionally, the Management they employ are as dumb as high school drop outs with as much interpersonal relation skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of idiotic brain dead filth who are closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees*
Canada Post by Spider Man 2012 January 5, 2012

Canada Post 

Worst mail service in the world, no buts about it. Royal Mail (UK) can deliver a standard letter in around a day, across country. You could put a letter in a box in front of your house, addressed to you and you may receive it in a week.
My parcel is going to take 2 weeks to arrive from the same province because Canada Post.
Canada Post by A Sensible Man February 27, 2017
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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