can of whoop-ass 

noun - figure of speech meaning "act of violence" generally employed as "open up a can of whoop-ass," meaning to cause large amounts of pain

If I don't get my way, I'm going to open up a can of whoop-ass.

can of whoop-ass by Blackmac November 24, 2003

Can of Whoop-ass 

1. (n.) An energy drink that had a short-lived run in early 2000. Tasted like what is believed to be carbonated piss.

2. (v.) The metaphorical act of beating someone up.

3. (n.) A can (Or similar container, most often a barrel) in which a number of pseudo-torture instruments (I.E. Belts) are contained until the need arises. Most often kept by parents to use on delinquent children.

1. I bought that new energy drink I heard about. It tasted like piss!

2. Boy! I will open up a Can of Whoop-ass on you!

3. Son, don't make me open the the 'can' of whoop-ass!

Can of Whoop-ass by guy#3031204 June 20, 2008

can of whoop-ass 

When someone about to jump you.

Dude watch out that old man about to open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

can of whoop-ass by xk1ngg4m3rx September 28, 2014

can of whoop ass 

Pursuing this course may cause fisticuffs to follow (on your ass).

Do that again and I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you!

can of whoop ass by mandingoh December 10, 2004

Can of Whoop Ass 

Something Chuck Norris never opens, because he makes his own.

Person 1-"Don't make me open a can of whoop ass on you!"
Chuck Norris- "I make my own."
*Chuck Norris beats the crap out of person 1*

Can of Whoop Ass by you wish you were chuck norris April 30, 2009

Can of Whoop Ass 

One of the most over used and lamest of all sayings. Bears little meaning anymore. In the same outdated category as terms "dont go there" and "talk to the hand"

Jimmy:"You better watch it or I'll open up a can of Whoop ass".

Billy:"You better watch out that the year 1992 has discovered you have ventured into the future."

Can of Whoop Ass by d November 29, 2003

can of whoop ass 

A US Air Force cargo plane fully loaded with combat equipped US Army Paratroopers - Some of the nations most unequivocally certified bad ass motherfuckers - on their way to a real world, or simulated airborne insertion.

When those Paratroop Doors open over what ever third world shit-pile they've been dispensed to, and that jump caution light turns green all manners of whoop-ass will assuredly commence on the ground below.

see LGOPS

You see that C17 Globemaster out there on the tarmac son? That Aircraft can hold 102 combat equipped paratroopers. When the President picks up the red phone and dials, they can have that can of whoop ass in the air smokin, headed anywhere in the World in 18 hours or less.

can of whoop ass by ABN_PMPN505 June 21, 2011