Can Don't 

Opposite of "Can Do" people. All of those most annoying people you work with who portray themselves as MVP's of the company when in fact the don't actually make anything happen. They just say they do. Oddly this affects most people in Marketing and Sales.

"Oh man. Gary keeps pubulishing to-do lists for everyone else in the office instead of actually doing anything constructive."

"I know. The dude's a real "Can Don't".

Can Don't by Gmaxx January 28, 2013

can you don't 

what you say when "can you not" is not good enough for you.

Friend: I hate jews. I wish i was hitler, too bad he killed himself...
Me: Can you don't man.

can you don't by Ballegh Kransky April 24, 2021

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. 

This is the definition of Type any word... this indicates that if you somehow found this definition for a definition that, you are indeed insane.

I can't believe you searched this! Don't you have anything better to do?? Anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (And/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. is the def

i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. by MERC907 May 3, 2018

I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

I Don't Know, Can You by Mr. EEEEEEE October 28, 2019

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft by GamingCat0179 September 9, 2019

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020