Can't have shit in 

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.

Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

Can't have shit in by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022

Can't have shit in Detroit 

A phrase saying that when something breaks or gets stolen that you "Can't have shit in Detroit."

Person 1: Man, someone stole my phone when I was at work today
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit

Can't have shit in Detroit by Retroworks May 8, 2022

Can’t have shit in Detroit 

Meaning everything gets stolen in Detroit

Friend 1:My house was stolen
Friend 2:Can’t have shit in Detroit

Can’t have shit in Detroit by TurboSpanker69 September 25, 2020

can't have a shit in detroit 

Feeling terrible while in Detroit. Pretty obvious

Man I can't have a shit in Detroit

can't have a shit in detroit by anonymous September 14, 2021