Camp Wohelo is, like many others, a girls sleep away camp in
Maine. But, unlike you typical girl camp, something in the
water of Sebago Lake makes them
extra bitchy. Girls from Camp Wohelo are more commonly known as the “wo-hoes” (if it also wasn’
t abundantly clear they are also hoes). They have one
brother camp called Camp Timanous. However, we throw no
shade at Camp Timanous, other than their questionable taste in girl camps, because they are very kind and attractive young men. As for our favorite gal pals, the only thing bigger than their noses is their egos and the only thing smaller than their tits are their brains. It is hard to decide whether their J-strokes in canoeing or their strokes in tennis are weaker. I don’t expect many people reading this to know what a J-strike is, but then again, neither do the wo-hoes.
But, the fellow girl camps in
Maine rise above and treat the wo-hoes with dignity, because we have great sympathy for them. Somehow, their invitation to the garden party gets lost in the mail EVERY YEAR, unlike their beloved boys of Timanous who so eagerly attend. Not to mention the unimaginable horney-ness they are plagued with each
summer, seeing as the Wohelo girls lack the ability to socially and sexually interact with the male species from their sole
brother camp.
In conclusion, other than the massive pine trees stuck up their asses, Camp Wohelo is a lovely girls camp in
Maine.
