Cambridge Dictionary 

A dictionary is traditional but is becoming more like the urban dictionary when the British council cannot handle the misuse of their so-called "words." Many people think that they are taking the lead in defining words, but more and more of the words used on the internet are becoming their definitions.

3yrs old: "Mom, a dude just called me a noob in Fortnite!, can you look it up in the Cambridge dictionary?"
Milf: "Is it the word that the neighbor's kids have been calling me on the chat? I'm pretty sure they don't have it."
3yr old: "But it says here that i'm someone who just started playing Fortnite, but i have played it for 2 years!!"

Cambridge Dictionary by Constelation Wild Horny Dog July 10, 2021

Cambridge Dictionary 

The dictionary used by the most idiotic people. Also known as the antonym of Urban Dictionary

guy1: yo bruh, memorized the entire cambridge dictionary
guy2: fuckin' unintellectuals

Cambridge Dictionary by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

cambridge dictionary 

flopass dictionary, outsold by Urban Dictionary

person 1: "What dictionary do you use?"
person 2: "I use Urban Dictionary aka the best dictionary... Cambridge Dictionary outflopped!"

cambridge dictionary by countcontessa January 25, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004