deathcop4000's definitions

photosynthesis

When you are having a conversation with a cute but idiotic girl and you want to make yourself smart, use this word

Girl: So what do you wanna study when you get to University?
You: I wanna study the complicated subject of Photosynthesis!
Girl: Wow, really? Me too!

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

STFUOIGSMDUYA

Shut the fuck up or I'm gonna shove my dick up your ass

Kidnapped girl: Please let me go!
You: STFUOIGSMDUYA

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

take mans twix by force

When you are armed with a gun and you perform a intimidate daylight robbery.

Guy1: Woah dude, did you buy all these yourself from costco?
Guy2: Nah, I tried to take mans twix by force and they gave it for free.

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

intimidate daylight robbery

Point your 9mm accurately at the cashier with a serious fact not wearing a mask and maintain awkward contact that they give you the money without hesitation.

Robber1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? WHY DID YOU TAKE YOUR MASK OUT? NATIONAL GUARD'S GONNA BE ON US!
Robber2: That was a intimidate daylight robbery, you lazy fuck.

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

Cambridge Dictionary

The dictionary used by the most idiotic people. Also known as the antonym of Urban Dictionary

guy1: yo bruh, memorized the entire cambridge dictionary
guy2: fuckin' unintellectuals

by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018

Janitor

A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.

Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018