Definitions by deathcop4000

Janitor 

A nickname given by (mostly oneself) others to a person who is professional in a particular game or sport.

Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?

Janitor by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

Roll the seaweed

A phrase used by ghetto junkies usually when they need a break to consume some cocaine by rolling a paper and snorting it.

Gareth: Ayo bruv das some lit ass shit you sayin.
Nick: Ye ye das some good stuff I know holmes. Ayo listen Imma go and roll the seaweed you dig?
Gareth: Gotchu lil bro, go pleasure your self

Roll the seaweed by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

Mister Beast 

The nickname given to a well known, level 9 whamen respecctor, who also respeccs mhen which results to an equality amongst the 70 genders

Man you heard about Mister Beast?
Yeah bruv
Let's go watch his vids

Mister Beast by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

Willy 

The penis when it is not erect and is in the smallest size.

Robert & Downey: Heheeheheheheheh this is fun heheheheh
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES

Willy by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

Yes 

The word of choice when you prefer both of the choices given to you when you are asked to make decisions.

Man: When you get mood swings do you want personal space or attention?
Woman: Yes/.

Yes by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

n't 

A suffix. One that is used to make a denial much more appealing.

Roman: Cousin! Do you want to go out bowling?
Niko: Yesn't.
Roman: Don't bullshit me Niko with those n't, you can say no!

n't by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

photosynthesis 

When you are having a conversation with a cute but idiotic girl and you want to make yourself smart, use this word

Girl: So what do you wanna study when you get to University?
You: I wanna study the complicated subject of Photosynthesis!
Girl: Wow, really? Me too!

photosynthesis by deathcop4000 May 17, 2018