Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape

I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin

by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018

Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe April 9, 2018

calvin

small little strong lil cutie we love calvin hes so hot

mmmm yes calvins here

by xxcharliedunkinxxaddisxxvinnie November 16, 2021

Calvin

Calvin- a strikingly handsome, hawt bald man that all women want to be with. Although he catches the eye of women with his looks, his heart is most beautiful. He is a caring, loving individual that will support his mate in every fashion.

Calvin is such a catch, he’s beautiful inside and out. Any woman that ends up with him is blessed.

by QueenPFlo September 8, 2018

Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023

Calvin

The most amazing person that you will ever meet.

"I really love Calvin"
"Heyyy Calvin"

by uGlYaSsBoI6969 February 5, 2019