Skip to main content
The hottest man alive
you: i feel so ugly

friend: yeah callus is better than you
Callus by Erosisamazing September 23, 2021
Words you can keep
1: A person who is very uncaring as to the feelings of others and is also very self absorbabed as is the case with Kanye West

2: A thickening of or a hard thickened area on skin or bark

3: A mass of exudate and connective tissue that forms around a break in a bone and is converted into bone in healing

4: The soft tissue that forms over a wounded or cut plant surface
callus:
Kanye West is a very callus person and does not care about the feelings of any one.

Taylor Swift accepts the Moonman Award for Best Female Video for "You Belong With Me" Until Kanye West callously cuts in and steals her big moment!
callus: by MissKittyX3 September 22, 2009

Callus Job

Having your anus massaged by someone's heel.
I was getting this callus job in the pool the other day and all I could think about was farting, three mile island style.
Callus Job by Atomic Alex July 9, 2007

callus your voicebox

The act of throat fucking someone so hard you apply callus to there vocal cords.
Come here babe, let me callus your voicebox.
callus your voicebox by MLGdiscord August 28, 2020

callus interruptus 

Jen got another call on callus interruptus and put me on hold for an hour.
callus interruptus by cookieknits January 28, 2009

Callus Bod 

A person with a fat gut but very thick and strong arms
Jeremy worked out today to get that callus bod.
Callus Bod by Ozpin September 17, 2019

Callus bean 

the best youtuber alongside with beluga pls subscribe!
Callus bean by callus bean June 6, 2022
More from Urban Dictionary

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Next