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call an ambulance 

are you underestiamating me dundun
johnny:stabs some1

shaggy:call an ambulance call an ambulance but not for me

*pulls out gun*
dundundoodoodoooddoodundun
are you underestimating me
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call an ambulance 

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.
Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

Call An Ambulance 

Something an old man says before pulling a gun on you.
Call an ambulance...but not for me!
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