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Caliphaggot

A member of the muslim terrorist group ISIS that rapes other men as a power move to exert dominance; he will claim it is not about being gay, but that he is raping an infidel in the name of Allah.
I've been reading the news reports about all the ways those ISIS guys are torturing their victims, like anal rape because they're a bunch of Caliphaggot's.
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cellphaggot 

a person who always thinks that the people that call them on their cell are more important than anything that they are doing/where they are, also these people wont answer you when you ask who is on the phone, will frequently make you wait around when you have to be somewhere because they "dont have enough bars" and have to charge their piece of shit phone. this person also makes sure you hear every word of their conversation and shows off to the person on the other end of the meaningless conversation.
jay: whos calling?
dooshbag macphearson:(one finger held up) "Ah what up playa!"
jay: cellphaggot
cellphaggot by Jamsalot February 1, 2007
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