California high 

a thing where you push a pressue point on your neck and you pass out...people've died so dont freaking do it

Jill and Nikki are in the basement killing off brain cells doing california high.

California high by Me1111111111111 September 23, 2005

California High School 

A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have

from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.

Wow! There are so many AP classes at California High School! Let's not go to DVHS and switch to CHS!

California High School by Brucy :) March 28, 2021

California High School 

A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.

To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.

Bill: The teachers here at California High School are so nice!
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?

Bob: At the vending machine.

California High School by Brucy :) March 29, 2021

Troy High School California 

Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute

Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.

Troy High School California by ded server mod September 14, 2022

California Highway Patrol 

California’s glorified meter men. They’re supposed to be patrolling the highways and helping stranded citizens, but all they do is hide in corners trying to trap the everyday honest joe and rob them of their hard earned dime. They issue speeding violations for going 10 over, but will wiz right by you without their lights and look at you wrong because your going to “slow”. You have to be absolute bottom feeding scum to want to be a California Highway Patrolmen.

Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.

California Highway Patrol by AlmightyThottie September 24, 2018

California loser highlight reel 

When a team that loses a game still does it cool.

Yea, the team lost, true, but how many teams still lose like that? They made it look awesome to lose, that's a California loser highlight reel right there (since not everything in life is about winning or outdoing).

California loser highlight reel by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022

California loser highlight reel 

When somebody would say that was awesome after their team loses instead of "I can't watch this".

You could tell they didn't forget to have a good time even in a loss at home by watching their California loser highlight reel.

California loser highlight reel by The Original Agahnim January 14, 2022