california potato chip

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

by spanky May 25, 2003

california potato chip

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

by Satan October 21, 2003

California Potato Chip

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

by stahlout September 15, 2006

California potato chip

Dried sperm on clothing.

After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.

by Ehud Avni August 22, 2010

California potato chips

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

by DiZhavano March 03, 2018

california potato chip

a potato chip made in california

by Blah October 30, 2003

california potato chip

when you cum on a girls back wait till it dries then scoup it up with a potato chip and eat it

i cummed on justin wu's moms back and then had a california potato chip

by chris wheeler100 June 23, 2008