California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

California Breakfast by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009

California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning

“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

California Breakfast by Chiefsosa33 August 13, 2020

California Breakfast

n. Coffee and Cannabis Wake and Bake

Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.

I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.

or

That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.

California Breakfast by k0d3 February 21, 2011

California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.

He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

California Breakfast by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

Californian Breakfast 

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.

Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow

Californian Breakfast by Carol Da Cracker January 16, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020