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California Breakfast

A bowl of weed first thing in the morning
“Just had myself a California breakfast and now I’m ready to start the day off on a good note”

California Breakfast

n. Coffee and Cannabis Wake and Bake

Sometimes more specifically coffee and a joint, especially when consumed simultaneously as part of one's morning routine.
I don't know how I'd stay sane working at my shitty job without my California breakfast.

or

That's her Sunday routine, California breakfast and the comics.
California Breakfast by k0d3 February 21, 2011

California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.
He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

Californian Breakfast 

When you, a male, squeezes your other male friends rolls together around your penis and thrusts back and forward until climax, then you lick it up.
Dude, me and my buddy are gonna try the Californian Breakfast tomorrow
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