Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018
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