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Calibash 

When a group of people go hunting for California transplants to vandalize their property. Due to a growing tension from Red States being "Californicated" in recent times.

Often the incidents are posted online and referred to as "Calibashing" which is likely an allusion to "Gay bashing" although the former likely wouldn't be considered a hate crime. So far the attacks have not been physically violent to persons, only property. Usually tomatoes, eggs, toilet paper, broken tail lights, keyed cars, etc. It seems to be a Right-Wing / American equivalent to the Left-Wing / UK "milk-shake" activism that was used on people like Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage.
Cali Guy 1: "Dude, those obnoxious Right Wingers threw Tomatoes at my car because I haven't changed my Cali license plates yet and I left the Bernie sticker on!"

Cali Guy 2: "Oh man, you're a victim of Calibashing. Maybe those dumb rednecks wouldn't hate you if they looked up which states give the most GDP to the country!"

Cali Guy 1: "Yeah, if only they knew how to use a computer."
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calabash uncle 

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.
I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

Calabash Seafood 

A shitty place where mediocre seafood is overpriced and served to unsuspecting senior citizens.
I'm 70 years old, have fifty bucks, no sense of smell, and am looking to greatly lower my health, where should i go?

Calabash Seafood
Calabash Seafood by steven1243 February 21, 2010

Calibashing 

Extreme hateful rhetoric said about California especially the culture, politics, government, and people.
The man who had never been to California in his life started Calibashing the state.
Calibashing by Type2GenomeManiac October 29, 2021

Calabash Nigga 

One of them "oh shit u don't fuck with them" people.
Calabash Nigga by dat nigga dat dude September 14, 2011

calabash 

Mary,Mary, quite contrary, how does your calabash grow?
calabash by TR87 January 1, 2014

Calabash 

Noun ca-la-bash

Used to describe an individual that's not using their brain.

Someone not being smart even though they are.
"Use the calabash your parents gave you"