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When a girl rubs her beautifully toned calves against your cock, stimulating you to the point of orgasm.

After we stripped down to our underwear, she pushed me onto her bed. She jumped on top of me, straddling me, and pinned my wrists above my head. She sat down right on top of my increasingly hard cock and looked down at me with a sly smile. I was shocked at how assertive and aggressive she was, but I loved it. She looked so good in her red bra and panties. I was so busy admiring her beautiful physique that I didn’t notice her reaching behind her back. The next thing I knew, I heard something click twice above my head. I tried moving my hands, but I couldn’t. She had handcuffed me to the bars of the headboard.

Next, she hooked the top of my boxers with her finger and pulled them down, revealing my large, throbbing cock. She then walked to the foot of the bed. She pulled my boxers down and off of my feet. She reached underneath and pulled out two more pairs of fuzzy pink handcuffs. She cuffed both of my ankles to her bedposts, spreading my legs apart. She walked back to my left side and laid down next to me on the bed, so her head was right next to mine. She began rubbing her foot along my thigh, and ran her finger in circles around my chest, looking at me and smiling as she did so. It felt so good, my cock started throbbing from how badly she was teasing me.
While still laying next to me, she placed each of her calves on either side of my cock and pressed them together, with my cock sandwiched in between. I gasped at how warm and soft, yet firm, her beautifully toned calves felt as they squeezed my cock. She began moving her legs up and down, stroking my cock with her calves. I was moaning in pleasure as the pressure in my groin was building up and moving towards my balls and cock.

She then changed her pattern, moving one leg away from her and the other towards her, still with my cock stuck between her beautifully toned calves. Her calves were simultaneously rubbing my cock in opposite directions. I could feel myself coming closer and closer to a massive orgasm. I turned my head to make eye contact with her, and she stared right back at me with a seductive smile, stroking my cock faster and faster with her calves. It was too much! I looked back down at her calves squeezing my cock right as I was about to orgasm. I cried out as the intense pressure rushed through my balls and cock and forced me to blow my load all over her sexy calves. She continued pumping my pulsating cock with her calves as I was cumming until, finally, the orgasm subsided.

I was still gasping for breath when she finally let go of my cock and got off the bed. She stood next to me before leaning down and whispering in my ear, “I hope you enjoyed your calf job.”
Calf Job by GirlsTyingUpGuys March 4, 2022
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When a friend asks you to repeatedly massage their calves in an up and down motion because they like the friction. This can cause a friendly rub to become an awkward task.
Nicki would ask Jillian to give her a Calf Job after a long shift while smiling and licking her lips sensually.
Calf Job by LLcoolG April 23, 2009
The act of giving pleasure to a males genitals with a woman's calves.
Oh Shari, that was the best calfjob you've ever given me!
calfjob by gatorz618 February 15, 2007

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026