Caleb Aaron 

He is the most funny and charming person you could ever meet. Caleb can be stubborn at times but it could never hide the fact that he’s truly caring and loyal. He often jokes about marriage but he secretly does want to put a ring on your finger... Caleb is the kind of guy that can keep you occupied for hours at a time, he’s emotionally damaged but if you love him and remind him that he’s your only one and that nothing could ever change that, it enhances him.

You may have never seen him but you already love him, though a lot of girls want him, he chooses only you. I love you caleb. You make my life worth living. xo, B.

hey Caleb Aaron, lets do the fork in the garbage disposal!!!! *tatink-tatink-tatink*

Caleb Aaron by hahailuvucaleb November 12, 2018

Caleb Aaron Schreur 

Caleb Aaron Schreur is just so handsome and perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart. He takes care of you and make you feel his love; CHERISH IT WHILE IT LAST. He is the most protective and loving young man. He's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his PERFECT, AMAZING weirdness. I miss that SO much about him. He'll do almost anything to make you smile or laugh! He's just hilarious! He'll tease you until you can't stand him anymore; but he could pretty much NEVER annoy me.

If you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. But BE CAREFUL BECAUSE THAT COULD LEAAD TO THE END...Being such an important part of Caleb Aaron Schreur's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because HOW COULD You NOT be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but PLEASE prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he might just need you.
Please handle Caleb Aaron Schreur with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Caleb Aaron Schreur is the adventure of a lifetime...if only it could have lasted a lifetime.

Girl 1: Hey, I know that Caleb Aaron Schreur likes you now, that you like him, and doesn't like me anymore...but PLEASE don't be dumb like me, I REALLY blew it. I was being too naive, thinking that I could just be friends with the guys around me, but DON'T because it ruined things for me...Just adore him. If you are going to go through with this, please PLEASE take my advice, Caleb Aaron Schreur is the most important person that could be in your life, at least, he was in mine. Treat him the way you feel...I didn't. He thought I didn't really care for him but, if only he knew how things were in my head...I thought he knew, but, I guess not...I'll love him forever, even if he doesn't feel the same for me...the hurt of loosing him will never truly go away no matter how hard I try. He is and always will be on my mind, forever...

Caleb Aaron Schreur by SatineKidman01 May 14, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004