Calcaz

A jovial mage who for the life of him cannot and will never surpass the awesome Mindboggling.

Mindboggling > Calcaz

by BetterThanCalcaz March 6, 2009

Calcaholic

A person who really likes math.

One who does not get laid.

Calcaholic pickup lines:

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

Wanna expand my polynomial?

by i like fritos December 21, 2010

cacazode

Derived from an Italian term - an Irrational, dirty homeless person.

The guy hanging out in Bryant park looks like a real cacazode.

by Paul Contursi April 23, 2003

calcagraphing

word similar to telegraph but means that you're passing notes back and forth on the kind of expensive graphing calculators private middle schools can afford which can write plain english letters (without turning it upside down) to. Calcagraphing is used as a way of communicating which is usually more obvious because of the size of the calculators than passing balled up notes but some people use it anyway.

1:Did u hear about Clair calcagraphing about her boyfriend and how Mr. D found out about it?
2:Yeah I know, she's such a dumbass

by b to the rizzle May 28, 2007

calcal

a name for gay people who act like big strong men online but deep down inside they are a small little twink

bro that calcal is support again

by TOTALLYNOTDAWID September 9, 2023

calca male

A male who adopts the characeteristics of an alpha male, but is not, in fact, an alpha male.

A fake alpha male.

"Sendil read up on chracteristics of alpha males, and now he's always interrupting people"
"What a calca male"

by Limpy D December 31, 2007

Calca

A term used by the Hip-Hop artist Fat Joe in many of his songs. Fat Joe always loved math as a child and wanted to work his love for math into his rhymes in an unsuspicious manner, so he took the word calculator and shortened it to the nearly unrecognizable form know as "calca."

Baby, you can't keep a secret from calca.

Throwin some figures straight from calca, these numbers don't lie.

by stickman_989 July 25, 2008