Cakepirate Share definition Flag A Very annoying person, who is generally power hungry and/or a doosh/assmunch. dude 1: Wow George Bush is such a Cakepirate dude 2: I agree George Bush is a huge doosh Cakepirate by iTrum March 26, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Cakepirate mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch