A caillen is a sad, pitiful and all around horrible creature that is a misery to be around. It is advised that u keep children away from him as he has a primal need to be near anyone who is at least 5-10 years younger than himself. To compensate for his complete lack of an interesting personality he makes countless attempts at degrading humour targeted at innocent and defenseless individuals.
"oh man, last night i had a nightmare that Caillen was under my bed"

"Did u hear that Caillen got arrested for harrasment, just the usual from that disgusting boy"
by GingerNinja0332 December 24, 2018
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