The abrupt and painful removal of all sources of caffeine from one's life, resulting in withdrawal symptoms akin to a person who has lost all meaning in their existence.
After realizing the detrimental effects of excessive caffeine consumption, John decided to undergo a caffeinectomy. Now, he wanders through life in a perpetual state of tiredness, questioning the purpose of his existence with every yawn.
by dragsbruh July 12, 2023
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