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Cackintop 

Cackintop is a word that describes the feeling you get when you are told your situation could use a bit more glitter. It is a neutral, context-driven, multi-use word that can be used to describe a variety of positive or negative situations (similar to the word "vibe").
Positive:
Ok im goin to bed. Gotta get that cackintop sleep.

Negative/offensive:
Good cackintop night, bitch.
Cackintop by Devin Trumpet July 26, 2024
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crackintosh 

Person who is street savvy enough to make money fast in a shady area, without any capital, and without creating (m)any enemies. Generally this is most commonly done by "middle man" operations within the illicit drug community, but not always. A crackintosh might "pimp a ho" whereas he knows a horny ass freak (possible client) that loves the pro's particular skillsets:

"Yo' G, I got y'all another one without any teeth! Yeah, Yeah! And this one'll prolly TakE a 20! Cute too! Just remember my fee, 25%...So, we cool?"
MAN #1:

"Shit G, how are you going to pay your rent after takin' a loss like that MaN! 5-O took everything you had, even found that insurance bill you hide in your shoe!? Rent is due in 2 days and I am still short on my half! "
MAN #2
"Brutha I got this! I'll just need to go downtown and crackintosh this muthaf*cka like a champ B! Good thing it's Thursday huh? DT gonna be bumpin' heavy all night next 2 days; Guaranteed I find some crack-a-laction goin' on, maybe that one ho Justine will be on day 3 or 4 by then too! I bring dat bitch biz ALL DAY she so cute. And by day 4 MaN she almost handin out brains for free!"
crackintosh by cr4ckint0sh November 23, 2017
Related Words
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026