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Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.
Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carnitarian 

A person who eats meat but not fish. The opposite of a pescatarian.

Carnitarian myths:
Myth: You will mess up your brain without fish!
Truth: There are plenty of non-fish sources of Omega 3. Some would argue that flaxseed oil is worse since it is not DHA, but our bodies can convert non-DHA omegas to DHA. Flax also has the added benefit of being mercury free.

Myth: Countries that eat fish are smarter!
Truth: Lets look at the statistics. USA is about 30th place worldwide for math, and Germany is twelfth. (Source: Business Insider) Yet Germany has a LOWER per-capita fish consumption. (Source: UN)

Myth: But you haven't tried THIS fish!
Truth: If I hit my hand on a glass wall, and then hit my hand on a concrete wall, would I have to hit my hand on a stone wall to see whether I like it or hate it?

Myth: Fish is lean protein, with no cholesterol!
Truth: Fish has cholesterol. If you want some lean protein, try some beans.

People have such double standards. They have no problem with vegetarianism or gluten-free diets, yet they make fun of people who don't eat fish. One is "an alternative diet", while the other is "immature picky eating" in the minds of fish eaters.
Many Americans are carnitarians.

Carnitarian: Fish doesn't deserve to be called protein. It is practically a veggie. It smells worse going in than it does coming out.

Cabronista 

A person who is a cabron among other cabrons. A family of cabrons have many cabronistas, in the friendly sense. When no one is any better than his or her friend.
My cabronistas and I are going to McDonalds to have pie.
Cabronista by Nico Naco May 1, 2004

carnitas 

One of the most traditional Mexican dishes, it's basically pieces of pork shoulder fried in a mixture of lard and Mexican Coca-Cola, and mixed w/ orange juice, lime peels, onions, and bay leaves. The meat is crispy on the outside and juicy and tender on the inside. It is usually served w/ yellow rice, refried black beans, corn tortillas, and pickled onions, and a salsa verde is served on the side as well.
Today I went to the taqueria for lunch and had some carnitas. They were really delicious.
carnitas by Lazy Gringo January 17, 2011

Cabronauta 

It comes from the Puerto Rican slang technically meaning “Un cabron perdido en el espacio. Literalmente alguien que se distrae y se pierde de la realidad, en un viaje”. Translated a cabronauta is that one friend that zones out to such a level that transcends him beyond space.
Hey Bob, you seen mark lately? Yeah man the cabronauta is right there, it’s just that he’s so zoned out it’s like he’s not even here. / Spanish variant: Este Carlos es todo un cabronauta, uno le habla y el muy mamon ni responde.
Cabronauta by Deethree January 13, 2021

Cabron / Cabrona 

Cabron and or Cabrona is a word that can been seen differently.
Puerto Rico: Cabron is a word to tell someone that their boyfriend/girlfriend's a bitch.
Mexico: Over exaggeration a compliment.
Puerto Rico: Oye! Cabron / Cabrona donde esta tu novio / novia! ( In a taunting way )
Mexico: Diablo Cabron, eso esta bien hijo de puta mano!