CYP
CYP is the acronym for "Calm your pussy!"
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You: Omfg, I just finished Twilight. Best. Book. Ever.
Me: CYP, nobody cares about Twilight.
You: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TWILIGHT!
Me: CYFP YOU TURD.
Me: CYP, nobody cares about Twilight.
You: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TWILIGHT!
Me: CYFP YOU TURD.
CYP
Programmer 1: Dude, I can't get my code to compile. This shit won't work!
Programmer 2: Well what could it be? Have you included the right libraries?
Programmer 1: No wait, I fucking forgot to CLEAN.
Programmer 2: Sounds like a CYP to me.
Programmer 2: Well what could it be? Have you included the right libraries?
Programmer 1: No wait, I fucking forgot to CLEAN.
Programmer 2: Sounds like a CYP to me.
CYP
Check your privilege. Most commonly said to young, white males in the United States by people who ignore their own massive privilege.
CYP by breezledubz May 20, 2014
cyp
Cyp, or CYP, is an acronym for "crack yo pussy", or rather "sex with your vagina".
Often used in combination with "lemme".
Often used in combination with "lemme".
Cyprused
When you go to sleep at night, and wake up the next day and find your bank account frozen, your bank branch closed and the online bank site shut down. It is the joy of getting corzined on a more widespread scale. When and if your bank reopens, you will likely find most of your current account balance gone.
Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.
Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!
Don't worry though, the systemically important people (ie - not you) would have been tipped off and would have moved all of their funds out of the bank in advance.
Eurotrash finance ministers have used the mediterranean island of Cyprus as the template for robbing bank depositors to prop up the zombie western finance economies, in March of 2013. Coming soon to a nation that uses fractional reserve banking near you!
Did you hear about Steve? He had his retirement nest egg in a savings account, and was trying to scrape by on social security and interest. He thinks he's about to get Cyprused as his bank apparently went under, and the FDIC is flat broke!
Hope he likes dog food.
Hope he likes dog food.
Cyprused by Davester75 March 31, 2013
Cyphe
New York/ Brooklyn slang meaning a blunt circle, where weed is passed from person to person
Verb: cyphing
Verb: cyphing
Cyphe by Turtle45555555 April 12, 2016